Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Guess what!

Guess who left someone home alone for the weekend? That's right, Kayleen has left me alone for the weekend. I'm still trying to think of what I should do. I guess if you want, you could leave a suggestion, mind you though, I don't have a car, so it should be something that does not require traveling. I was thinking I could:
  1. Start up that squirrel army. There are a lot of them out and about here.
  2. Run a marathon. It would get me out of the house, and help me get into shape.
  3. Clean the apartment. This is here just to show Kayleen that I was thinking about possibly doing it.
  4. Play video games. It will make the weekend fly right on by.
  5. Play a trick of the squirrels by reburying their food.
  6. Spend the weekend with the lights out, curtains closed and play very depressing music until Kayleen gets back. I may do that when she calls and just tell her that I've been depressed the whole time she was gone.
  7. Succeed from the U.S. It will ensure us that we won't live in a socialist government, but at the same time, we will be a very small country that wont be able to sustain ourselves. I'm thinking this idea shouldn't be too highly considered.
  8. Buy a badger for Kayleen. She was reading a book that talked about them and I think she was trying to hint that she wanted one.
  9. Buy a ferret and have it try to kill some frogs. That would be in memory of those classic Budweiser commercials. The ones where the frogs just say "bud", "wise" and "er."
  10. Listen to journey the whole weekend and see if I don't go insane. Speaking of journey, did anyone ever see this movie?
  11. Try to start a new trend here on campus. (I may need help with ideas here. Something like a new catch phrase or clothing trend would be good.)
  12. Write a list of ideas on my blog. This is so that I can say I did at least on item on my list.
  13. Get a job at Safeway so Kayleen and I can stay in P-town.
  14. Learn judo from Vladamir Putin.
  15. Rush the field regardless of whether the cougs win or not.
  16. Booby trap the apartment for any wet bandits.
I think I'll end with sixteen, it's a nice even number.

Well, I was watching this Mr. Bean clip that I remember watching many many years ago at my grandma's place and I was thinking to myself that it is probably a good thing that I'm not single. I was watching this and thinking that I very well could have turned into something like Mr. Bean. Scary, I know.

Well, probably not totally like him, but there were some parts in there that I may copy, like the counting sheep. I definitely would not use my toothbrush for the same thing that he does, that is one thing I can guarantee.

1 comment:

Kayleen said...

hehe, well I like the part with the teddy bear. I bet you would do that too.

Also, I would like to encourage the cleaning the house idea, of course. But I thought you would have some other point about how you are free from taking care of a demanding pregnant girl for the weekend so you really do have much more time on your hands! Ooh, there is that puzzle Jessie lent us...