I accept your challenge!

Well, Kayleen's friends are trying to convince her to join them on a weekend of gallivanting and carousing. One of her friends wrote in her blog and gave 26 reasons why Kayleen should go with them. I told Kayleen "Oh no, now I'm going to have to give 52 reasons why you should not go." And she quickly replied that I would not be capable of giving that many reasons. Well Kayleen, I accept your challenge. I will come up with 52 reasons why you should not leave me to spend the weekend for a fun filled ruckus time with your friends.

1. You would be leaving your husband to fend for himself. After spending almost two months non-stop with with him, you should know that I am unable to take care of myself.
2. You will be lonely without me.
3. I will rearrange the apartment while you are gone. You will be worried the whole time!
4. You will need to leave me with money in case I go over to visit Pat.
5. I might buy a hamster with the money you left me with in case I had visited Pat.
6. I might buy a ferret...
7. I might buy a gerbil.
8. I might buy a squirrel
9. I might buy a squirrel army.
10. I might buy two.
11. I might have the armies fight each other.
12. We might get kicked out because of my squirrel armies, and we will be evicted from our place.
13. The survivors of the great squirrel battle might attack me because I was not able to lock myself in our place.
14. The squirrels might win and kill me!
15. I might watch a bunch of House episodes without you.
16. I might start drinking again. (oooo... People are now going to think that your husband is a drunkard!)
    
17. I might go crazy. (I guess the squirrel army thing wasn't me going crazy yet. Just makes you think...)
18. I might waste my whole week and just play xbox.
19. Do you really want to spend your whole week with her? (Now you really can't go because everyone there will be thinking "Who is the "her"? What did she tell Mike about her?" Even if this whole reason is a lie, your friends won't know and the whole weekend will become very awkward.)
20. I might spend time with some of my bachelor friends!
21. I might go to bars!
22. I will probably smoke some cigars.
23. I will probably become addicted to cigars.
24. Your friends won't be able to appreciate you as much as I do.
25. Your friends were able to (so far) come up with 26 reasons as to why you should go. I'm trying (I say trying because I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it now.) to come up with 52!
26. You'll come home to a big mess that you'll have to clean up because I'll have to work the next day.
27. This would be a great chance to show up your friends and make yourself appear as "Miss High and Mighty" over your married friends and you can say "No, I'm not going to leave MYYYY husband. I Love MYYY husband." (Again, I would like to point out that saying this would only make you APPEAR to be better than your friends. We all know that you would be bagging out to only stay at home on the couch.)
    
28. You would regret the weekend because you could have spent it working as a nanny somewhere. You were thinking of buying your husband some nice gifts and nice gifts aren't cheap.
29. If you are hanging out with your drunk friends, they are liable to throw up. Seeing them throw up might cause you to throw up. Your other friends who had not thrown up might the start throwing up. Then everyone will be throwing up. Not a very pleasant sight. I'm not going to elaborate on it.
30. I don't like the idea of you spending your time with so many nurses. They may know which drugs you can take while pregnant, I don't want you getting high or anything.
31. People at church will think that you were mad at me or that you left me! I'm not going to want to have to go up to everyone and tell them that your just out of town.
32. If reason 31 is wrong, there is still a chance that people will just wonder where you are, then I'll have to say to everyone "No, she is just out of town with her friends. Sort of a last girls weekend thing." And I'll be forced to give a smile as they tell me some joke about me not being able to take care of myself. I wont be able to say "I told her! I told her not to go!" because you know how I can be a little shy.
33. I wont eat my vegetables while your gone.
34. I wont eat my fruits.
35. I wont eat healthy food at all!
36. I'll eat out every night!
37. You'll miss out on all me crazy antics!
38. You'll be sad of the lack of crazy antics in your weekend. (I should have probably spread these two out because now these appear to be for the same thing and should be combined.)

I guess I'll write the other 14 later because you are yelling at me to make my lunch. I'll hopefully be able to finish my list tomorrow.


Ahhh... The puzzle update now! Sorry, I meant to post this picture a while ago. I was up to this point on Monday I believe.


This is where I was about midnight on I guess you would say Wednesday morning.

This is later on Wednesday morning.


And here is where I am today. The hard part is getting the base of the tower connected to the rest. The pattern's aren't matching up and It's getting very frustrating. I guess if and when Kayleen goes on her trip (Yeah, I am pretty sure she is going to go.) I'll have time to finish the puzzle properly, even though Kayleen wont be there to help me. She did help me with various different parts to the puzzle.